Animals - No Scrubs

Tune: No Scrubs by TLC

A slug is a kind of gastropod
and is also known as a mollusk
Always slimin' on everything
and just sits on the hike trail

So yes - I think you're a bummer
No - I don't wanna touch your slime
And no - I don't wanna meet you nowhere
No - I don't want none of your time

And no - I don't want no slug
Got one foot be he ain't got no knee
Breathing out the pneumostome side
Too slow to hide - wavin' those eyes at me

I don't want no slug
Got one foot be he ain't got no knee
Breathing out the pneumostome side
Too slow to hide - wavin' those eyes at me

But a slug is a branch of their family tree
from an unknown wormlike ancestor
He can crawl across glass and he likes to eat trash,
gets caught in plastic traps

So yes - I think you're a bummer
No - I don't wanna touch your slime
And no - I don't wanna meet you nowhere
No - I don't want none of your time

And no - I don't want no slug
Got one foot be he ain't got no knee
Breathing out the pneumostome side
Too slow to hide - wavin' those eyes at me

I don't want no slug
Got one foot be he ain't got no knee
Breathing out the pneumostome side
Too slow to hide - wavin' those eyes at me

I don't want no slug
Slug is a guy can't get no love from me
Hangin' out the passenger side
of his best friend's ride - tryin' to holler at me
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