The cabin inspection is coming your direction,
You can’t escape detection, so keep your cabin clean.
Da dah dah dah . . . NEAT!
Da dah dah dah . . . SWEEP!
Da dah dah dah
Da dah dah dah
Da dah dah dah . . . WIPE YOUR FEET!

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(Tune of Queen’s “We will Rock You”)
​Split the dining hall into two groups.
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Are your cabins clean, do you keep them nice and neat?
Are your shoes lined up, are you proud of where you sleep?
If you’re doing what you should do than you might just earn a bead.
Do your cabins stay clean... bum bum.

(Sesame Street Theme Song)

​Cabin inspectors say, our cabins are a-okay
We’ve swept the dirt away, and our bunks are neat
Can you tell me how to get, how to get my clean cabin bead 
How to get my clean cabin bead, how to get my clean cabin bead.

Good Vibrations (Beach Boys)
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I’m thinkin’ about cabin inspection
Cleanin’s movin in the right direction
I’m turning off my heat and lights
I’m lining up my shoes just right
Good, good, good cabin inspection
Good, good, good cabin inspection